Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Olympic Twist

An elderly Japanese man visiting Rio for the Olympics was having eye trouble.  He went to a Brazilian eye doctor to get some relief. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied the Japanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Continentaw."

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What Is 18 Inches Long

Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.

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Five Most Constipated people in Bible

The five most constipated people in the Bible:
1. Cain - who wasn't able.
2. King Solomon - who sat on the throne for forty years.
3. King David - who neither Heaven nor Earth could move.
4. Moses - who took two tablets and went up into the mountains.
5. Noah - who spent 40 days and 40 nights on the ark and passed nothing but water.

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