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  Olympic Twist
An elderly Japanese man visiting Rio for the Olympics was having eye trouble.  He went to a Brazilian eye doctor to get some relief. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied the Japanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Continentaw."
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                        What Is 18 Inches Long
Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.
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                        Five Most Constipated people in Bible
 The five most constipated people in the Bible:
 1. Cain - who wasn't able.
 2. King Solomon - who sat on the throne for forty years.
 3. King David - who neither Heaven nor Earth could move.
 4. Moses - who took two tablets and went up into the mountains.
 5. Noah - who spent 40 days and 40 nights on the ark and passed nothing but water.
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