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Leper's Valentine
Q: How can you tell if a Valentine card is from a leper?
A: The tongue's still in the envelope.
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Olympic Twist
An elderly Japanese man visiting Rio for the Olympics was having eye trouble. He went to a Brazilian eye doctor to get some relief. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied the Japanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Continentaw."
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What Is 18 Inches Long
Q: What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
A: Crib death.
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