Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Brown Ring

One night, Sam went out drinking only to find the next morning he had two rings around his penis. Immediately, he went to the doctor. "I have some good news and some bad news," said the doctor. "The good news is the red ring is lipstick and the bad news is the brown ring is Skoal."

Anonymous

Mexican Vasectomy

Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy?
A: A Dry Martinez!

Anonymous

HMO

My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination. It's a flat fee.

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