Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Spooky Love

There is an old colonial cemetery where the grave markers are flat.  A man and woman sneak in there one night after a Halloween party to make love.  The next day the woman is complaining of a terrible back ache, so she goes to see her doctor.  The doctor asks her to put on a gown and examines her back but finds nothing wrong.  He asks her how old she is, and she says 28.  The doctor says that's interesting because it says on your ass that you died in 1784.

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Blind Date Jokes) , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Lice

Q: What do you call lice on a bald man's head?
A: Homeless.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Bald Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Riddles
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Monster Ache

Q: Why was Frankenstein's Monster always groaning?
A: Wouldn't you if there was a bolt through your neck?

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Appearance Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Riddles
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