Bar Charts

Never show a bar chart at an AA meeting.

Restaurant Burper

A man at a restaurant let out a humongous burp.
Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp in front of my wife!"
The burper replies," I didn't even know she wanted to go first!"

Pneumonia

A man went to see his doctor because he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescribed some pills, but they didn't help. On his next visit the doctor gave him a shot, but that didn't do any good. On his third visit the doctor told the man to go home and take a hot bath. As soon as he was finished bathing he was to throw open all the windows and stand in the draft. "But doc," protested the patient, "if I do that, I'll get pneumonia." "I know," said his physician. "I can cure pneumonia."