Anti Nanny

Q: What do you call a nanny who is an anti-vaxxer?
A: Mrs. DoubtPfizer

STD Treatment

Her father was very angry when he heard that his twenty year old daughter had hitch hiked all alone, all the way from San Francisco to Washington. "For God's sake!" he screamed, "Someone could have attacked you and raped you!" "I wasn't ever in any danger at all", she said, trying to calm him down. "As soon as someone gave me a ride, I said I was going to Washington, because that's where they have the best treatment for sexually transmitted diseases."

Restaurant Burper

A man at a restaurant let out a humongous burp.
Nearby, a man loudly says,"How dare you burp in front of my wife!"
The burper replies," I didn't even know she wanted to go first!"