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Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.
Bad Loan
Life stinks. I lent a guy ten grand to get plastic surgery, and now I don't know what he looks like!
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The Frantic Pregnancy Call
A man spoke frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?", the emergency operator asked. "No, you idiot!", the man shouted. "This is her husband!"
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Mentally Disabled in a Suit
Q: What do you call a mentally disabled person in a fancy suit?
A: Mr. President.
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