Disease / Afflictions Jokes

The best collection of disease and medical affliction jokes will have you laughing till you cry! Humor can help you through tough times and these jokes are the Rx you need. From Alzheimer's to Coronavirus, JokerZ is the place to find disease jokes.

Love, Love, Love

One of the most painful things in the world is when you say "I love you" and it isn't reciprocated
Especially when you've just said it to your parents

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Dating Jokes) , Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Mental Health Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Insult Jokes (Cheap Insult Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Arachnophobia

My girlfriend says she has arachnophobia
How does she know, she has never met anyone from Iraq.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Iraq Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman)
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Written By: KielPhillips

Don't Mess With This Old Lady!

An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce! "Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over, farts and says... "Broccoli. 49 cents a pound!"

 

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes)
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