Wheelchairs

Q: Why do some people take advantage of people in wheelchairs?
A: Because they're easy to push around and never stand up for themselves

Priorities

Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them. He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his sight is restored. He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, 'Whoa, God! I'm on workman's comp!'

Special Olympics

Q: What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics?
A: Having arms and legs.