Disability Jokes

Hellen Keller - Pants

Q: Why did Helen wear skin-tight pants?
A: So her friends could read her lips.

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Anonymous

Stevie Wonder's New Car

Q: Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new car?
A: Neither has he.

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Anonymous

Photos

A guy sat next to me in the bus today and pulled out a photo of his wife. He asked me, “Ain’t she beautiful?”
I said “If you think she’s beautiful, you should see my wife”
He replied with, “Why, is she a stunner as well?”
I said, “No, she’s an optician”

Submitted BY: Howdy Doody
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