New Hearing Aid

A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. "It's marvelous," he enthused to a friend. "Since I acquired it, I can hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a conversation being held in an apartment a full block away!"
"You don't say," said his friend. "What kind is it?"
The proud owner consulted his wristwatch and answered, "Twenty minutes after two."

Crazy Desert

Q: What Christmas desert do they serve at the asylum?
A: Fruitcake

Click...Click...Click

Q: What goes "CLICK- is that it? CLICK- is that it? CLICK- is that it?"
A: A blind person with a Rubix cube.