Disability Jokes

Dog Vision

A blind man is at the optometrist’s with his guide dog. Both are facing the eye test chart on the wall. The optometrist takes the guide dog away, replaces it with another guide dog, and asks, “Is that better or worse?”

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Helen Keller's Eyes

Q: How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out?
A: She shouted hysterically.

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Helen's Daughter

Q: Why didn't Helen Keller change her baby's diaper?
A: So she could always find him.

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