Disability Jokes

She Broke Her Hand

Q: How did Helen Keller break her hand?
A: Trying to read the stop sign at 50 mph.

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Dog Vision

A blind man is at the optometrist’s with his guide dog. Both are facing the eye test chart on the wall. The optometrist takes the guide dog away, replaces it with another guide dog, and asks, “Is that better or worse?”

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Helen Keller's Eyes

Q: How did Helen Keller pick her eyes out?
A: She shouted hysterically.

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