From The Life of The Insane

Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!" Another one said, "How do you know?" The first inmate said, "God told me!" Just then, a voice from another room shouted,
"I did not!"

R.A.P.

R.A.P.: Retards Attempting Poetry

Slippery

Q: Why did the big moron fall off the roof and the little moron didn't?
A: Because he was a little more on.