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Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes
Suicidal Stanley Cup
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus. It went through his legs.
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Roof Top
My sweater is on the roof.
I know I'm a tough personal trainer, but I never thought I'd drive a client to suicide.
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
Twisted Logic
An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
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Bar Jokes
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, Disease / Afflictions Jokes
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
