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Dark Humor Jokes - Suicide Jokes
Die Hard Fans
A Giants fan, a Padre fan, and a Dodger fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about who loves his team more.
The Padre fan insists he's the most loyal. "This is for San Diego!" he yells and jumps off the side of the mountain.
Not to be outdone, the Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team. He yells, "This is for San Francisco!" and pushes the Dodger fan off the mountain.
Categories:
Sports Jokes
(Baseball Jokes)
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Suicide Jokes)
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
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Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Submitted BY: fyniyah
Suicidal Stanley Cup
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus. It went through his legs.
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Anonymous
Twisted Logic
An alcoholic is just someone who is having a medicinal drink for a terminal illness
Categories:
Bar Jokes
(Drunk Jokes)
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Suicide Jokes)
, Disease / Afflictions Jokes
(Going to Die Jokes)
, Word Play Jokes
, Funny Thoughts
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Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips
