Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Bad Skin

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
A: Acne waits until your 13 to come on your face!

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Knock, Knock, Knock

It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?

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Written By: KielPhillips

This Guy Is Really Sick.

This guy and his girlfriend are fighting ... she says "I'm breaking up with you." "Why??" he asks. She says "because you are a pedophile". He says "Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that's an awfully big word for a 10 year old."

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