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Michael Jackson's Legos
Have you heard? Michael Jackson’s last wish was that his body be turned into Legos. So little kids can play with him. It turns out this wish hasn’t been difficult to implement, as his body was already 99% plastic.
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Kids In The...
Q: What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A: A backdoor pedophile!
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Knock, Knock, Knock
It's the day after Halloween and these kids are still knocking on my door.
When are they going to learn that they're not getting out of the basement?
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