Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes

Like Mother Like Daughter

A man takes his 10 year old daughter to the doctor. He says "Doctor, I want to put her on the pill." The Doctor says "Why?!? Is she sexually active?" The guy says "Nah, she just lies there like her mother."

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Jewish Pedophile

Q: How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children?
A: "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"

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Priest at Walmart

Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?
A: He wanted to get boys pants "half" off!

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