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Dark Humor Jokes - Pedophile Jokes
Daddy, When Will I Get One?
A little girl goes into the toilet and sees her dad having a shower. It's at that moment she spots his penis. Pointing at it she says..... "Daddy, daddy, when will I get one of those?" The dad looks at the little girl, looks out the door, looks back at the little girl and winks.... "When your mommy goes to the mall!"
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Watch for Children
I saw a sign that said "watch for children" and I thought, "That sounds like a fair trade."
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Jewish Pedophile
Q: How does a Jewish pedophile hunt for children?
A: "Hen kid, want to buy some candy?"
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