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After I Die

A husband asks his wife, "Will you marry after I die?" The wife responds, "No, I will live with my sister." The wife asks him back, "Will you marry after I die?" The husband responds, "No, I will also live with your sister."

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O.J. Simpson Standup

I hear O.J. Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail. Apparently he kills 'em every time!

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Drowning Lawyer

Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water!

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