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O.J. Simpson Standup
I hear O.J. Simpson is working on a stand up act in jail. Apparently he kills 'em every time!
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Drowning Lawyer
Q: How do you prevent a Lawyer from drowning?
A: Shoot him before he hits the water!
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Shots Fired
Two police officers responding to a domestic disturbance with shots fired arrive on scene. After discovering the wife had shot her husband for walking across her freshly mopped floor, they called their sergeant for advice on his cell phone.
"Hello Sarge.” "Yes.”
"It looks like we have a homicide here. “
"What happened?”
"A woman shot her husband for walking on the wet floor she had just mopped.”
"Have you placed her under arrest?”
"No sir. The floor is still wet."
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