Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Tombstone

Found in a Ruidoso, New Mexico cemetery:
Here lies Johnny Yeast. Pardon me, for not rising

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Found Dead

Q: Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
A: The police thought it was a cereal killer.

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Keep Eating

Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.

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