Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Bury It

Yo Mama's so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yeah! Let's go bury it!"

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Princess Di and Thomas

Q: What's the difference between Princess Di and Thomas the Tank Engine?
A Thomas the Tank Engine made it through the tunnel!

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The Last Thing Di Said To Dodi

Q: What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
A: Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?

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