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Ex Wife Takes All
After 15 years of marriage, Kate leaves her husband Danny. Danny lost everything to his ex wife, so thinking he's going insane, he takes a little walk through the forest. As he was walking his foot hits a lamp and a genie comes out. The genie says, "I'll give u 3 wishes, BUT everything you get your wife gets two times as much." Danny wishes for a car and his wife got two times as many cars. Then he wished for a house and his wife got two houses. Then Danny asked the genie to choke him half two death.
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Bad Business
Just been to the Grim Reaper's new shop.
"How's business?" I asked
"Dead" he replied
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Old Limbo Dancers
OLD LIMBO DANCERS never die, they just go under.
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