Two Electricians

Two electricians are working up on a pole. A granny walks by. One of the electricians shouts at the granny, "Hey grandma, can you hold that cable that's on the ground next to you for a bit, please?" The granny picks up the cable. The same electrician then turns to the other electrician and says, "Told you it was the neutral."

Wrong Size

A woman that was on her death-bed turned to her husband telling him he should get married soon after she'll die, to which the man said-Okay. Then she told him that he may bring the new wife to her home, Okay said the man, and you may give her my silver-Okay said he, you will also give her my jewelry-Okay, said the man, and you will also give her my dresses, said the woman -"This will not be possible," answered the man - "you see, you are size 8 and she is size 10."

African Missionary

Did you hear about the African missionary that gave some cannibals their first taste of religion?