Dark Humor Jokes - Death Jokes

Moving on Up

This was a really, really big year for me. I got to go home for Thanksgiving and sit at the adults' table. That's 'cause, you know, somebody had to die for me to move up a plate.

Anonymous

Mountain Climbing

A ranger outfit was having training in mountain climbing. One of the men slipped and began falling into a precipice.
"Are you hurt?" asked another.
"I don't know yet," a weak voice was heard, "I'm still falling!"

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Anonymous

Ethiopian Food

Q: Why is dark humor like food in Ethiopia?
A: Not everyone gets it.

Anonymous
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