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Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes
Deadheads
A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.
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Anonymous
Creepy Visitor
Necrophiliacs; the only living things that are stiff in a morgue.
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, One-Liner Jokes
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Written By: KielPhillips
Beethoven
Q: What is Beethoven doing in his coffin right now?
A: Decomposing.
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Anonymous
