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Dark Humor Jokes - Corpse Jokes
Don't Take Chances
A man receives a letter informing him about his mother-in-law's death. It also asks whether she should be buried or burnt. He replies, "Don't take chances. Burn the body and bury the ashes."
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Anonymous
Keep Eating
Mommy mommy I hate daddy's guts.
Shut up kid and keep eating.
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Dark Humor Jokes
(Corpse Jokes)
, Dark Humor Jokes
(Death Jokes)
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Anonymous
Grandma
Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.
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Dark Humor Jokes
(Corpse Jokes)
, Jokes about Families
(Grandmother Jokes)
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Written By: KielPhillips
