Priest

Q: How do you get a Priest to take off his pants?
A  Dress like an alter boy.

Mardis Gras has Ended

Mardis Gras is over...
so get your ash to church!

Return to Confession

I went into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church. Inside I found a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On one wall, there's a row of decanters with fine Irish whiskey and Waterford crystal glasses. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates. Then the priest comes in. I say to him, "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be." He replies: “Get out, you moron, you're on my side."