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Dark Humor Jokes - Catholic Jokes
I Know I'm God
The Pope is hearing confessions at St. Patrick’s Cathedral, a man goes into the booth and the Pope says what do you have to confess my son…
Man: Why should I confess to you when I know I'm God?
Pope: Nice try, but I can see your hair through the screen, Mr. Trump.
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Submitted BY: Jimmy Fallon
Sleepwalking Nun
Q: What do you call a nun that sleepwalks?
A: A Roman Catholic!!
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Written By: funnyhunny
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby. Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children". Lawyer - "Dont be stupid, fuck the children!" Catholic priest - "Do you really think we've got time?"
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