Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Mistaken ID

My grandfather died due to shoddy hospital care. I wouldn't have minded, but he was only in there to visit my grandma.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Funny Thoughts , One-Liner Jokes , Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Grandmother Jokes)
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Oldest

Dad: "You ask too many questions. Just like your older brother used to."
Me: "But... I'm the oldest."
Dad: "You are now"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes)
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Safest Way to Drive

Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American driving habits, offers the following advice: The probability of being involved in a traffic accident is directly proportional to time spent on the road. Driving fast decreases one's exposure. One third of traffic accidents are caused by drunk drivers; two thirds are caused by non-drunk drivers. Therefore, the safest way to drive is drunk and VERY fast.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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