A Serial Killing

A police detective was investigating a homicide. As he questioned the on-scene officer, he learned the body was that of a young woman. The body was found with a bowl over her head and a spoon stuck in her back. The on-scene officer asked what the detective thought had happened to the woman. The detective responded, "I think it's obvious. A cereal killer got her!"

Last Words

I'll never forget my grandfather's last words...
"Stop shaking the ladder you little shit"

Hitchhiking

I picked up a hitchhiker last night. He seemed surprised that I’d pick up a stranger and asked, ”Thanks but why would you pick me up? How do you know I’m not a serial killer?”
I told him that the chances of two serial killers being in one car would be astronomical.