Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Kids In The...

Q: What do you call someone who fucks kids in the ass?
A: A backdoor pedophile!

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Riddles
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Teenage Zombie

Q: What did the teenage girl zombie say? 
A: IDK

Categories: Riddles , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
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A Henpecked Husband

A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?" "I certainly do," said his wife calmly, "the undertaker."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Psychiatrist Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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