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Good & Bad News
|An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"
Patient: "Well, give me the bad news first."
Doctor: "You have cancer, I estimate that you have about two years left."
Patient: "OH NO! That's awefull! In two years my life will be over! What kind of good news could you probably tell me, after this???"
Doctor: "You also have Alzheimer's. In about three months you are going to forget everything I told you."
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Lunch Menu
Q: What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
A: He had his first taste of Christianity!
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Osama Bin Laden - Halloween
Q: What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?
A: Dead.
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