Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

The Last Thing Di Said To Dodi

Q: What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?
A: Don't you think were taking this thing a little too fast?

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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Anonymous

The Hitman

Two guys are talking in a bar. “I want to kill my wife,” says one. “Why not ask Arti, over there,” says the other man, pointing to a man at the fruit-machine. “Arti over there is a top hitman,” the friend goes on. So the man approaches Arti. “Are you Arti the hit-man?” asks the man. “Sure am,” replies Arti. “You couldn’t murder my wife for me, could you?” asks the man. “I can,” replies Arti, “And you know, I promised my Master, who taught me the noble art of assassination, that I would do my one hundredth kill for a fee of just one pound and give the client two further kills for free.” “Great,” says the man. Could you kill my wife, her sister and my mother-in-law?” “OK”, replies Arti. “Get them to go to Tesco’s tomorrow at 10:00 AM.” “Right,” says the man. The following day the man’s wife, her sister and his mother-in-law are tricked by the man to go to Tesco’s. In walks Arti and in no time at all he strangles the wife, her sister and mother-in-law. All the newspapers lead with the same headline the following day – Arti chokes three for a pound at Tesco’s.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother-in-Law Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Sister Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
Anonymous

Daddy's Face

Q: "Mama, why is daddy's face pale?"
A: "Shut up and keep digging."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Riddles
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