Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Some Years Ago

Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned. The following Sunday his widow, all decked out in deepest black, was standing on the church steps after Mass, receiving condolences and enjoying every minute of it, when an old friend of the contractor came up. "I'm sorry, Mary, for your trouble," offered the friend. "Did Mike leave you well fixed?" "Oh, he did!" she said. "He left me almost a half million dollars." "Well now, that's not bad for a man who couldn't read or write." "Nor swim either," added the widow.

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Drowning Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes)
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Anonymous

Deadheads

A man in Orange County Municipal Court had been ticketed for driving alone in the carpool lane. He claimed that the four frozen cadavers in the mortuary van he was driving should be counted. The judge ruled that passengers must be alive to qualify.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes)
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Anonymous

Dad's On Fire

Mommy, Mommy! Daddy's on fire!
Shut up and get the marshmallows!

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Father Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes)
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