Old Hikers

Old hikers never die, they just trail away.

Go Softly

Here lies my wife in earthy mold; when she lived did naught but scold. Good friends go softly in your walking; lest she should wake and rise up talking.

Ex Wife Takes All

After 15 years of marriage, Kate leaves her husband Danny. Danny lost everything to his ex wife, so thinking he's going insane, he takes a little walk through the forest. As he was walking his foot hits a lamp and a genie comes out. The genie says, "I'll give u 3 wishes, BUT everything you get your wife gets two times as much." Danny wishes for a car and his wife got two times as many cars. Then he wished for a house and his wife got two houses. Then Danny asked the genie to choke him half two death.