Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Happy Birthday Dear

My wife is wonderful!  It's my birthday and she just surprised me with a $250K life insurance policy and a two week trip to China. What a great gal!

Submitted BY: MEG

The Rabid Neighbor!

A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him scribbling furiously on a notepad. I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will. He said, "Will, will,... WHAT WILL? I'm making a list of people I'm gonna bite!!"

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Muslim Teen

Q: How is an American teen girl different from an Muslim teen girl?
A An American teen girl gets stoned before she has sex.

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