Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Grandma

Girls find it creepy that I have sex in the same bed my grandma died in.
I mean, I'll move her once I've saved enough for a funeral.

Copyright © 2014 - Kiel Phillips - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: KielPhillips

Mountain Men and Loose Women

Two old friends from the mountains ran into each other at the local bar. One said, "Heard ya went to the big city Jeb." His friend replied, "Yep. Even tried me out one of those 'loose women' ya always hear about." "You don't say."  said the first man. "Bet that was costly." "Nope." Jeb smirked. "Kinfolk." 

Copyright © 2013 - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Anonymous

Bobby Brown Interview

Reporter:  "Mr. Brown, knowing that your daughter drowned, like your wife, how do you feel?"
Bobby Brown:  "Drained!"

Copyright © 2015 - Kim Solem - All Rights Reserved - Used with Permission.
Written By: kimmyalan
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