Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

A Perfect 10

Q: Who did Michael Jackson consider a Perfect "10"?
A: Two 5 year olds.

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Lawyer's Funeral

Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.

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As Seen On T.V.

Guns For Hire, an Arizona company specializing in staged gunfights for Western movies, got a call from a 47-year-old woman who wanted to have her husband shot. She was sentenced to four years in jail.

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