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Q: How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?
A: Take your foot off his head.
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What's that sound?
A tourist is sightseeing in a European city. She comes upon the tomb of Beethoven, and begins reading the commemorative plaque, only to be distracted by a low scratching noise, as if something was rubbing against a piece of paper. She collars a passing native and asks what the scratching sound is. The local person replies, "Oh, that is Beethoven. He's decomposing."
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Baby Feet First
Q: Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
A: So you can see the expression on its face!
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