Dark Humor Jokes

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Yo Mama - Committing Suicide

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Dumb) , Dark Humor Jokes (Suicide Jokes) , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid) , Insult Jokes (Stupid Insults)
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John and Bob in Car Accident

John and Bob were inseparable childhood friends. One night, they both died in a terrible car accident. When John woke up in heaven, he began to search for Bob but could not find him anywhere. Very distraught, he ran to St. Peter and said, "St. Peter, I know Bob was killed in that accident with me, but I can't find him!" St. Peter said, "My son, I am sorry to tell you Bob didn't make it to Heaven." This upset John so much that St. Peter agreed to let him see Bob one more time. St. Peter parted the clouds and John saw Bob sitting in hell with a keg on one side and a beautiful buxom blonde on the other. John looked at St. Peter skeptically and said, "Are you sure I'm in the right place?" "My son," St. Peter said, "looks can be deceiving. You see that keg of beer? It has a hole in it. You see that woman? She doesn't!"

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
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Michael Jackson's Bed Time

Q:  How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?
A:  When the big hand is on the little hand.

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes (Celebrity Breakdowns) , Riddles , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
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