Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Boy & Grandpa

A little boy comes running Into the room and says, "Grandpa! Grandpa! Can you make a sound like a frog?" The Grandpa says, "I don't know, why?"
The little boy says, "Because grandma says as soon as you croak, we can go to Disneyland!"

Categories: Jokes about Families (Grandfather Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Travel Jokes , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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The Big Jump

Q: OK, there's a smart blonde, a brunette, and Santa Claus on top of the Empire State Building. If they all jump off at the same time, who will hit the ground first?
A: The brunette, because the other two don't exist!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Smart Blonde Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , Riddles
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Graveyard Hair Salon

Q: What was the name of the hair salon next to the graveyard?
A: "Curl Up and Dye."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Hair Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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