Dark Humor Jokes

If you love to laugh at the jokes that shock and disgust most people, then you have found your Graceland! ROFL with these deplorable wise cracks about death, incest, domestic violence and more!

Young Wife

Went to our local bar with my wife last night. Locals started shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my wife is 24 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Pedophile Jokes)
Anonymous

Deadly Question

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes
Anonymous

Funeral Story

A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the minister finished with the sermon and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart was opened, the coffin rolled inside, and the heart closed. Just at that moment one of the mourners started laughing. The guy next to him asked: "Why are you laughing?" "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied. "What's so funny about that?" "I'm a gynecologist."

Categories: Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Casket Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes (Death Jokes)
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