Cross the Road Jokes

Chicken Cross the Road

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to Thanksgiving dinner.

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Submitted BY: kbrandow

Man Crosses Road

Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

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Anonymous

Chicken Exit

Q: Why did the chicken commit suicide? 
A: To get to the other side!

Submitted BY: Dumpling2
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