Cross the Road Jokes

Going Home

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the house.
Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!

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Submitted BY: farzam

No Crossing

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".

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Anonymous

Gum Cross

Q: Why did the gum cross the road?
A: Because it was stuck to the chicken's foot!

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Submitted BY: emm0921
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