Cross the Road Jokes

Going Home

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the house.
Knock Knock! (Who's there?) The chicken!

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Muddy Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross the road again?
A: Because he was a dirty double-crosser!

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Anonymous

No Crossing

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
A: Because he was a "chicken".

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