Cross the Road Jokes

Lovestruck Toad

Q: Why did the toad cross the road?
A: To show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

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Dinosaur Crossing

Q: Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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The Chicken

Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide!

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