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Cross the Road Jokes
Forgetful Chicken
Q: Why did the forgetful chicken cross the road?
A: To get to the other side -- er, no -- to go shopping -- no, not that either -- damn it.
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Cross The Road - Fat Turkey
Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road?
A: To get hit by my car.
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Hedgehogs and Zebras Crossing
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!" The other one says, "Why not?" The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"
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