Cross the Road Jokes

Pakistani Cross the Road

Q: Why did the Pakistani cross the road?
A: Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

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Cross The Road - Redneck

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

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Cross The Road - Blind Blonde

Q: Why did the blind blonde cross the road?
A: She was following her seeing-eye chicken.

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