Cross the Road Jokes

Hedgehogs and Zebras Crossing

Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing. One says, "Don't cross here!" The other one says, "Why not?" The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra!"

Anonymous

Pakistani Cross the Road

Q: Why did the Pakistani cross the road?
A: Because the American government was subsidizing the construction of mango harvesting and preservation infrastructure in the region on the other side, allowing farmers with the necessary means to develop strong ties to American markets and earn significant profits.

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Anonymous

Cross The Road - Redneck

Q: Why did the redneck cross the road?
A: He wanted to sleep in the ditch on the other side.

Anonymous
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