2014 Halloween Joke Contest

Unwanted Guest

Went to a Halloween party dressed as Covid.
It got a bit boring, so I suggested a game of tag, but nobody wanted to catch me.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Mistaken Identity

Went to a fancy dress party and everyone was dressed as either a nurse, a doctor or Freddy Krueger. When I made a comment on how unimaginative they all were, I was called "insensitive" and told to leave the hospital burns unit.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Pumpkin Carving

Getting in the mood for Halloween. I've just carved up a pumpkin.
That kid regretted his costume choice.

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Written By: KielPhillips
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