Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Signs You're a Redneck Jedi

  • Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.
  • You use your light saber to open and cook cans of pork and beans.
  • At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
  • There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

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Gandhi's Afflictions

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

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Dolly Parton's Kids

Q: How can you find Dolly Parton's kids in a crowd?
A: They're the ones with the stretch marks on their lips.

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