Anchorman

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

Signs You're a Redneck Jedi

• Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.
• You use your light saber to open and cook cans of pork and beans.
• At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
• There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.

Gandhi's Afflictions

Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. And with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.