Pillsbury Dough Boy and Cabbage Patch

Q: What do you get when you cross a Cabbage Patch doll with the Pillsbury dough boy?
A: A short ugly chick with a yeast infection.

Anchorman

"Well, I could be wrong, but I believe, uh, diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era." - Ron Burgundy, Anchorman

Signs You're a Redneck Jedi

• Your Jedi robe is camo-colored.
• You use your light saber to open and cook cans of pork and beans.
• At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-colored.
• There is a blaster rack in the back of your landspeeder.