Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Constipated Luke

Q: What did Obi Wan say when Luke was constipated?
A: "Use the F-O-R-C-E Luke!"

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Computer Like Britney Spears

My computer is like Britney Spears; cheap, white, and plastic.

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Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

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