Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes

Eclectic collection of funny jokes about your favorite celebrity. Great stories and one-liners about Boy Bands, Chuck Norris, Paparazzi, Rehab and Discovery Channel Shark Week, Jussie Smollett.

Michael Jackson and the Doctor

Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son. Michael says, "How long before we can have sex?" The doctor says, "At least wait until he's walking."

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Dolly Parton Passing Out

Q: Did you hear about Dolly Parton passing out on stage?
A: It took four guys to carry her off -- two abreast.

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Luke Skywalker To His Girlfriend

Q: What did Luke Skywalker say to his girlfriend?
A: This is Red 5, I'm going in.

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